Familiar Horror Movie Scenes Ruined by the New iPhone
Nick Martens’s horror film screenplay was going so well until Apple paid for product placement
““We’re trapped!”
“Quick, call for help! It’ll be back by sunset!”
“No signal! Shit! It’s gonna get us!“
“Dude, you’re holding it in your left hand.”
“What?!”
“You’re covering the little antenna thing on the bottom there.”
“Fuck, that’s right. I mean, I know it’s a cool design, but you’d think they’d test the hell out of it.”
“No kidding. Hey, how’s the signal looking?“
“Five bars. Calling AAA now.”
